Grandpa: How old are you now?
Grandkid: 20-something
Grandpa: Why aren't you married yet then? Is it because there are no men out there or you just can't find the right one?
Grandkid: Good men are rare so I'm still waiting for the right one.
Granpa: I know why you can't find a man, look at you. You're so skinny no man wants you. Men look for fat women with a big behind and big arms. Look at your skinny arms, no wonder men are running away from you.
Grankid: [stares at old man in awe and rushes to get something to eat]
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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18 comments:
That is the weakest thing I have heard today...
Yes Carlo beef up while I sweat and jog it off.
Damn, lemme eat a meal now...maybe that's why I'm not married yet.
I thought women grow fat AFTER they are married. Eh let me be anonymous so they dont know am the one who said that.
tihihihihihihihihihihi
listen to wisdom
a lot is weighed along junk in the trunk eh?
Anonymous true that...
Tho today, big is not a seller, all the young men have been spoilt t by Babarita and Jessica Alba, I'd also rather go portable....Damn I hate saying this it does make me sound discriminative and judgmental against those the Grandpa is referring to...so hope no offense is taken because am just saying
Cheri I'll marry you
all i can say is "That was then, and this is now".
Eh Emi, I hadn't seen this...
Really, u'll marry a skinny chick like me?
Ok, lemme throw this chicken away. Where is the ring? And u should be on your knee.
Grandpa is old school, let him chill out.
@ emi's & cheri...u know wat i want 2 say- "go in the back seat"
eddsla here
pay no attention to grandpa Mwijukuru... contary to popular belief they do not know any better
Yes Cheri, I like/love skinny. Guess the whole Ug blogger world knows we are getting married. The ring is in the mail and the wedding, you can set the date.
Eddsla, your invited
Carlo dont sit there and listen to fat ass big arms Antipop. What does she know about skinny? I am trying to eat n eat I dont want my in-laws looking at me like WTF where is the flesh?
lol... chanel nobiha
weza carlo you are perfect as is...
hahaha, no comment, that is really qweak like nevender said. you okay as is as B2B said
he will like you as you are
Trust grandpas mine was the winner about marriage he used to say stuff concerning sex and condoms and i would be like slow down old man..
carlo dear sometimes its more my sister has eaten more than i will in many years but didnt put on until some crazy uk doc told her she is undeveloped gave her medicine and she gluttoned her way to a size finally she is a size six!moral of the story is not that you are under developed but being small is okay.ask dante
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